I went to sleep at 10:38pm it’s now 12:44 and I’m still up, that’s a cause for concern, not a big one, just a little one. I do not have a medical history of not being able to sleep, I am not an insomniac in anyway shape as defined by the common standard understanding.

1st red flag, I do believe that drinking coffee with a shot of expresso a few hours before sleep time is a bad idea, it was just that I needed some thing hot, and yummy for class, so I couldn’t pass up A Shot in the Dark from Javas, a local coffee shop on the Rochester Institute of Technology campus. It was totally worth the 3 dollars, and I was super hype for the evening class. My groups members must have thought that I was a bit zany and on something. I was Caffeinated!

2nd red flag, going to sleep hungry. My stomach was make tons of gurgle noise and it was distracting. Just as I was about to doze off, my stomach was having some kind of chemical bonding reaction telling me to go stuff myself with food. Your body never has a good time relaxing on an empty stomach.

Solution: Well I finally got out of the super comfy warm bed to go stuff my face with a Hint of Lime Chips and Tostitos Salsa. It was so yummy and delicious, and only about 5000 calories. Can we say “omg?” As if that wasn’t enough I also stuff my face with some Ritz crackers. The only non-caloric intake was a nice 8 inch tall glass of water, to balance out all the chemical solution and have the H20 bonds with the NaCl.

Now I just have to wait for the metabolism process to start before I hit the pillow one more time. Dreams of sublime ice cream and marshmallows baked with butternut squash melting. Fountains of hydrated C02 sprinkle with nitric acid and fructose with multicolor dyes forming glorious rainbows of love. All at the lovely weight of 0 calories manufactured only in my dreams.

Tags: Food, cash